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If you want something closer to the body, take the size below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS    chest 46cm (18in) wide, length 68cm (27in)\u003cbr\u003eM    chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 71cm (28in)\u003cbr\u003eL    chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 75cm (29in)\u003cbr\u003eXL   chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 78cm (31in)\u003cbr\u003e2XL  chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 80cm (32in)\u003cbr\u003e3XL  chest 70cm (28in) wide, length 83cm (32in)\u003cbr\u003e4XL  chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 85cm (34in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. 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