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This tee mourns it properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the women's fit cut: soft combed ringspun cotton, relaxed through the body, side seamed and a little longer, next to the shop's boxy unisex heavyweight tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor writers and editors, and for anyone who has had their own prose flagged as machine-written for using a semicolon and a dash in the same sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is drawn from plain shapes: a bar, a circle, a rounded rectangle, arranged by hand. No AI generator touched it, and the listing's how it's made setting says so too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Bella and Canvas 6400, soft combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Women's relaxed fit, side seamed, and slightly longer in the body\u003cbr\u003e• • Sizes S to 3XL\u003cbr\u003e• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS    chest 47cm (18in) wide, length 64cm (25in)\u003cbr\u003eM    chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 66cm (26in)\u003cbr\u003eL    chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 68cm (27in)\u003cbr\u003eXL   chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 70cm (27in)\u003cbr\u003e2XL  chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 72cm (28in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. 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