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If you want a closer fit, size down\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes S to 4XL\u003cbr\u003e• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment-dyed colours soften slightly with washing, which is rather the point of them. Wash cool, dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS    chest 46cm (18in) wide, length 68cm (27in)\u003cbr\u003eM    chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 71cm (28in)\u003cbr\u003eL    chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 75cm (29in)\u003cbr\u003eXL   chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 78cm (31in)\u003cbr\u003e2XL  chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 80cm (32in)\u003cbr\u003e3XL  chest 70cm (28in) wide, length 83cm (32in)\u003cbr\u003e4XL  chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 85cm (34in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.\u003cbr\u003eMeasurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE GARMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• 100 percent ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz (207 gsm), so it hangs rather than clings\u003cbr\u003e• Garment-dyed, which is why the colour looks lived-in from day one and softens further rather than fading\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed boxy cut. 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