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To anyone who has ever hit a usage limit mid thought, it is a message they know far too well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on both sides, so the line lands whichever hand you hold it in, and to whoever is sitting opposite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs with the \"You're Absolutely Right.\" and \"Great Question!\" mugs, if you want the full set of things that get said instead of work getting done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade by a human, who is also unavailable for the next four hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Ceramic, glossy white finish\u003cbr\u003e• Two sizes: 11oz (325ml) standard, or 15oz (440ml) for a proper mug of tea\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash it cool and it will outlast the AI hype cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS    chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 69cm (27in)\u003cbr\u003eM    chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 71cm (28in)\u003cbr\u003eL    chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 74cm (29in)\u003cbr\u003eXL   chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 76cm (30in)\u003cbr\u003e2XL  chest 71cm (28in) wide, length 79cm (31in)\u003cbr\u003e3XL  chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 81cm (32in)\u003cbr\u003e4XL  chest 81cm (32in) wide, length 84cm (33in)\u003cbr\u003e5XL  chest 86cm (34in) wide, length 86cm (34in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. 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