deathtoemdash makes human merch for the AI-amused.
Bold type, dry jokes. If you have ever watched a chatbot agree with you enthusiastically and then do the opposite, or counted the em-dashes in something a colleague swore they wrote themselves, you already get it. Nobody has to pick a side to find it funny. Most of us use these tools all day.
THE BLANKS
The tees are Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, 6.1oz ring-spun cotton, a genuinely heavyweight shirt that hangs rather than clings. Garment dyeing means the colour is soaked into the finished garment, so it softens and settles with washing instead of cracking. The cut is boxy and runs large, which is how most people prefer to wear this kind of thing.
Hoodies are Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend, 8oz with a brushed fleece inside, a double-lined hood and a kangaroo pocket. Mugs are ceramic, printed both sides so the joke reads from either hand.
They cost more than a bargain blank because they are not one. A cheap shirt is cheap every time you wear it.
HOW IT SHIPS
Printed to order, so nothing is made that nobody wants. Sent tracked, free delivery, 30 day returns. Every apparel listing carries a real measurement chart in centimetres and inches.