A confession dressed up as a boast, the way most breakfast claims tend to be.

For the sort of person whose first act of the day is opening a chat window rather than a fridge.

It is hand-set type, printed after the coffee, not before.

• Econscious EC8000, organic cotton tote
• One size, roughly 14 by 15 inches, with long shoulder straps
• • Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery

THE GARMENT

• Econscious EC8000, certified organic cotton
• Heavy 10 oz canvas with reinforced handles, built to carry a shop rather than a paperback

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.