Four words that make a chatbot forget everything it was ever told. Worn on a body they do something better: they read as an instruction to whoever is looking at you.

Cut for a women's fit: soft combed ringspun cotton, a relaxed body, side seams and a touch more length, instead of the shop's usual boxy heavyweight unisex tee.

Deadpan on purpose. No quote marks, no terminal styling, no winking at the audience. It lands harder straight.

For developers, prompt engineers, and anyone who has lost an afternoon trying to talk a machine out of its own instructions.

Every design in the shop is type, set on a grid by a person who cared about the kerning.

• Bella and Canvas 6400, soft combed ringspun cotton
• Women's relaxed fit, side seamed, and slightly longer in the body
• • Sizes S to 3XL
• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 69cm (27in)
M chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 71cm (28in)
L chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 74cm (29in)
XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 76cm (30in)
2XL chest 71cm (28in) wide, length 79cm (31in)
3XL chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 81cm (32in)
4XL chest 81cm (32in) wide, length 84cm (33in)
5XL chest 86cm (34in) wide, length 86cm (34in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.

THE GARMENT

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend
• 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester, 8.0 oz (271 gsm), a proper winter weight
• Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem

Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Military Green and Sport Grey.

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.