The defence rests on a single line: the model made it up, and everyone involved is still finding out what that means for the case.

This is the women's fit cut of the shirt: soft ringspun cotton, relaxed through the body, side seamed and slightly longer, rather than the shop's usual boxy heavyweight.

For anyone who has submitted a filing, a report or a bit of homework and later had to explain, calmly, that the citation does not exist.

Just type, set deliberately, for people who caught the error before the judge did.

• Bella and Canvas 6400, soft combed ringspun cotton
• Women's relaxed fit, side seamed, and slightly longer in the body
• • Sizes S to 3XL
• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 47cm (18in) wide, length 64cm (25in)
M chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 66cm (26in)
L chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 68cm (27in)
XL chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 70cm (27in)
2XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 72cm (28in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.

THE GARMENT

• Bella and Canvas 6400, relaxed women's cut
• Combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (142 gsm), light and soft rather than stiff
• Heather colours are a cotton and polyester blend, which is what gives them the flecked look
• Relaxed through the body with a slightly longer length

Colours: Black, Navy, Pink, White, Dark Grey Heather and Heather Mauve.

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.