It's important to note* that this shirt comes with a footnote. The footnote contains the truth. The truth is small, printed at the bottom, and entirely at odds with the confident sentence sitting above it.

That's the whole bit, really. Big authoritative statement up top, quiet retraction underneath that undoes it completely. Anyone who has watched an AI state something with total conviction and then walk it back two sentences later will recognise the format on sight.

Wear it to standups. Wear it to code review. Wear it anywhere someone is about to say something with unearned confidence and hope nobody checks the small print.

• Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1oz (207gsm)
• Relaxed, boxy cut that runs large, size down for a closer fit
• Sizes S to 4XL
• Colours: Ivory, White, Pepper, True Navy, Moss, Black
• Garment-dyed, so colour softens further with every wash (wash cool, dry low)

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 46cm (18in) wide, length 68cm (27in)
M chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 71cm (28in)
L chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 75cm (29in)
XL chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 78cm (31in)
2XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 80cm (32in)
3XL chest 70cm (28in) wide, length 83cm (32in)
4XL chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 85cm (34in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.