The pickup line for people whose love language is a well-structured system prompt.

Works at conferences, works at home, works on anyone who has ever whispered sweet instructions to a text box at two in the morning.

Set as a prompt and an invitation, in the shop's terminal type.

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 46cm (18in) wide, length 68cm (27in)
M chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 71cm (28in)
L chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 75cm (29in)
XL chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 78cm (31in)
2XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 80cm (32in)
3XL chest 70cm (28in) wide, length 83cm (32in)
4XL chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 85cm (34in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.

THE GARMENT

• Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in the USA
• 100 percent ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz (207 gsm), so it hangs rather than clings
• Garment-dyed, which is why the colour looks lived-in from day one and softens further rather than fading
• Relaxed boxy cut. It runs large: size down for a closer fit

Colours: Ivory, White, Pepper, True Navy, Moss and Black.

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.