A mug that answers for you. Set it down where people can see it and the conversation is over before it starts.

It reads two ways, which is the point. To anyone who wants something from you before lunch it is a flat refusal. To anyone who has ever hit a usage limit mid thought, it is a message they know far too well.

Printed on both sides, so the line lands whichever hand you hold it in, and to whoever is sitting opposite.

Pairs with the "You're Absolutely Right." and "Great Question!" mugs, if you want the full set of things that get said instead of work getting done.

Made by a human, who is also unavailable for the next four hours.

• Ceramic, glossy white finish
• Two sizes: 11oz (325ml) standard, or 15oz (440ml) for a proper mug of tea
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery

Wash it cool and it will outlast the AI hype cycle.