A mug that answers for you. Set it down where people can see it and the conversation is over before it starts.

It reads two ways, which is the point. To anyone who wants something from you before lunch it is a flat refusal. To anyone who has ever hit a usage limit mid thought, it is a message they know far too well.

Printed on both sides, so the line lands whichever hand you hold it in, and to whoever is sitting opposite.

Pairs with the "You're Absolutely Right." and "Great Question!" mugs, if you want the full set of things that get said instead of work getting done.

Made by a human, who is also unavailable for the next four hours.

• Ceramic, glossy white finish
• Two sizes: 11oz (325ml) standard, or 15oz (440ml) for a proper mug of tea
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Made to order and sent tracked, with free delivery

Wash it cool and it will outlast the AI hype cycle.

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 46cm (18in) wide, length 68cm (27in)
M chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 71cm (28in)
L chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 75cm (29in)
XL chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 78cm (31in)
2XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 80cm (32in)
3XL chest 70cm (28in) wide, length 83cm (32in)
4XL chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 85cm (34in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.

THE GARMENT

• Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in the USA
• 100 percent ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz (207 gsm), so it hangs rather than clings
• Garment-dyed, which is why the colour looks lived-in from day one and softens further rather than fading
• Relaxed boxy cut. It runs large: size down for a closer fit

Colours: Ivory, White, Pepper, True Navy, Moss and Black.

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.