The three words a chatbot says before doing exactly what it was going to do anyway.

For anyone who has watched a machine agree enthusiastically and then ignore them completely.

Hand-set type on a grid, printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee.

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)

S chest 51cm (20in) wide, length 69cm (27in)
M chest 56cm (22in) wide, length 71cm (28in)
L chest 61cm (24in) wide, length 74cm (29in)
XL chest 66cm (26in) wide, length 76cm (30in)
2XL chest 71cm (28in) wide, length 79cm (31in)
3XL chest 76cm (30in) wide, length 81cm (32in)
4XL chest 81cm (32in) wide, length 84cm (33in)
5XL chest 86cm (34in) wide, length 86cm (34in)

Chest is measured across the garment, so double it for the full chest.
This is a boxy, heavyweight cut and it runs large. If you prefer a closer fit, take the size below.
Measurements are the supplier's own, and may vary by up to 2cm.

THE GARMENT

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend
• 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester, 8.0 oz (271 gsm), a proper winter weight
• Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem

Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Military Green and Sport Grey.

Printed to order, never held in stock, so nothing is made that nobody wants.